“What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“You.”

perryproblems:

donution:

LMFAO

OMG can I do this to people?!

Me: What kind of music do you want to listen to?
Friend: Whatever. I pretty much like every thing, except country.
Me: Alright.

*Pop!, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz*

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

visual-poetry:

sometimes teachers send me lovely drawings by young students, inspired by my work.

this makes me really happy :)

Yeah, romance just kinda makes me feel sick.

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

ablogorsomething:

the-masked-writer:

yeahyareads:

justgetalongbitches:

Typewriter Keyboard?

WANT!

OMG, this is actually beautiful…

if it makes those delightful clicking noises I’m sold